Why my morning commute just isn't pleasant....

Since last week, my commute to work in the AM I pass by two instances of this :

(this is the unavoidable one, though I could cross the street, but then I would have to cross back over and "THEY" would win and we definitely don't want that!! - rambling fine print)

Jean shorts on a man, bad. Jean shorts on Adam Sandler or a bare chested Will Ferrell should be criminal.