Lady: Okay, it's been 80 minutes. That means one of us has to go pee.
--The Factory, Christopher St
Man: Shit! Why isn't this moving faster? I need to take a piss. Of course I can't just take a piss right here, 'cause I need to be all proper and shit.
--1 train
Cute 20-ish foreign guy to lady friend: ... And then I got peed on. I got peed on -- on my face! I wanna get peed on again.
--Bleecker, between MacDougal & 6th Ave
Overheard by: WTF Mate
Girl: Have you ever had to pee so bad that you get, like, high?
--9th & 7th
Loud chick on cell: I know, girl. That's what I told her -- he stays peeing on her and giving her mad STDs.
--B46 bus, Eastern Pkwy, Brooklyn
Hardhat: I gotta go pee. Somebody kick me in the balls!
--Chambers St station
Overheard by: Cat
Chick in stall: This is our first pee in New York City!
--Restroom, Virgin Megastore
Overheard by: it was mine too.
via Overheard in New York, May 30, 2007
**This is the reason I continue to live in the city. It's all about the ambiance.
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